Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. « I’ll have some fuckin’ French toast, » he says. The mother is outraged at his language, smacks him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. « Well, I guess that leaves more fuckin’ French toast for me, » he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest […]
A boy catches his mum and dad having sex. He asks, « What are you doing!? » His dad replies: « Making you a little brother or sister! » The boy thinks about the idea, and says: « Do her doggy style, I prefer a puppy. »
What is a tomato wearing a cape? It’s Supertomato, of course! And what is a cucumber wearing a cape? A cucumber who thinks he’s Supertomato…